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Harry potter drunk marriage fanfiction "You can come over," Harry says. He hits it big, then hits the booze hard, then hits his comped hotel room with his new wife in tow. Dec 24, 2021 · For eight glorious weeks he had been free to be a normal teenager. Feb 17, 2006 · The snake-like man stopped with a stunned look on his face. Nothing but silence answered him. Everyone is trying to listen in," Harry warned them. "Uh-oh, I know that look," he said, looking utterly ridiculous while waving the spoon around. At least that was his rationale as he watched the Goblet of Fire try and make its first selection. " "Harry Potter. Crack/Humor story. Ten yearsit had been ten years since Shayera had lest the Justice League. "Hermione? Hermione!" Ginny passed her hand in front of Hermione's eyes, but the older girl didn't snap out of her daze. A fantastic drunken night with Harry Potter. ' While Harry bowed slightly to her parents, as Daphne had instructed him, and greeted them politely, he had difficulties to keep the grin from his face. Reluctantly joining forces with Draco Malfoy, a respected potions master with knowledge of dark magic and arcane artifacts, Harry delves into a world of hidden truths and Here's Chapter 17 for you all. J. after long enough to fall asleep, Harry spoke out one word in an incredible calm. I had too. "Yes, on 31st October 1994, with his entrance into the Triwizard Tournament, without his magical guardian Albus Dumbledore stopping it. - Of course he did, he wouldn't be Harry if he didn't cause panic and mayhem wherever he went xD Harry Potter and the Wizarding World are the property of Joanne Rowling. "You're up to something. Everything in his life so far was focused toward the war. " A/N This is the first chapter of my second story The Benefits. When the owl post comes he finds out that he is to come to Gringotts. He realized that Dumbledore was playing games; games that left Harry as an outcast, Sirius as a wanted man and the wizarding world at his mercy. May I present my husband to you, Mr Harry James Potter. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter had equally good claims to the Black Family fortune. Ah yes, Ginny. " he says, but when he straightens up his head spins. Hermione looked down at the letter in her hands, not seeing what was really there. Arriving near the scream Harry saw two men standing over a woman with silver blond hair. 'Harry?' 'It's not for me, it's for Sirius' brother. Ten years later, Ginny forces her way back into his life when a murder occurs AU, EWE, romance with a side dish of mystery. They were both still naked under the covers, each sticking to their side of the bed. Being Harry Potter didn't get him stared at 'Down Under' like it did in Britain. Things escalate a bit from there. When Sirius got plane tickets and a hotel room for Harry and Remus to got to Vegas, harry was excited. However, Bellatrix intended to spend the majority of the reception drunk in order to make the rounds of greeting the relatives somewhat easier. Harry Potter, a superhero, and a supervillain walk into a bar. Disclaimer: I in no way, shape, or form own Avengers or Harry Potter. "You remember what happened last time you teased Minerva about her getting tricked by Alistor into getting drunk, and this time you got her drunk, at least I hope you remember or I might have to check out you head again…" At that Rolanda's grin began to fade. you're a prat. Spells,books,letters, television,and Memories (a/n Based on the Harry Potter's Las Vegas challenge made by Bloody Brandy. . " the portrait lit up with a castle background, the castle seemed to be almost embedded into the mountainside it was on. Muggles can do some damn clever stuff. Harley Quinn, Harry Potter, and the characters and scenarios are property of their respective owners. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Family - [Harry P. "But that means-"Draco starts, "yep, I got bonded in Vegas, while drunk, to a girl whose face I cannot remember. If he does not there will be dire results. " She went over and kissed him on the lips. Terms of Service. My grandfather is waiting for use as they go to the Ironblade, arriving at the office they see Lord Charlus Julius Potter. Evil too. Author's Note: Sorry about the delay, I had the first half of this chapter written before I posted the last, but the second half did not want to be written. Harry was heading back from yet another detention with the foul pink Umbridge, when a girl – a blonde girl ran over to him, her school robes flapping. This is a short story of the aftermath when Harry Potter is attempting his first few steps toward independence. AN: So here's the first chapter of the winner of the poll. The Word count is 1,852 words. That said, this is a, hopefully, unique take on the Vegas Vacation Challenge. Harry Potter and the Golden Ring by chadmaako. But actually, you will betray me behind my back and have your way with Harry, torturing and brainwashing him into complete submission. -The Potter Luck strikes again, Harry and his wife have to fight someone before they even leave Vegas, and win quickly thanks to Harry. I can seriously hear my mother's lectures Dissolve the marriage? "You want to annul our marriage?" He pulled his hand away slowly and ran it through his wild hair. That's why you're kissing me. Top. Potter, Harry, may I introduce to you Dorea Potter. Ginny and Luna were in there 7th year at Hogwarts, and Hermione, Ron, and Harry had gotten jobs at the Ministry of Magic. Do you know a Violette Montrousse?' 'He's been sent a what?!' Mrs Weasley shouted. 'Came by owl. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. Jul 3, 2024 · - Harry's wife was completely (or at least mostly) sober when they were married -Harry gets married by an Elvis impersonator-The Potter Luck strikes, Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comp-ed room when he wakes up. Marriage is a beautiful thing, when you are aware of it. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds Very Appealing. He was put into prison based on the rumor that he was the secret keeper for James and Lily Potter, parents of the Boy-Who-Lived Harry Potter. Back in Harry's office, he looked at Hermione sadly. Pairings: Sirius/Harry and a bit of Harry/Draco. ' I sit beside him, draw his wand from his hands and keep it on the bedside table. Start England has finally agreed to give Sirius Black the trial he should have gotten eight years ago. Well, Hermione happily paid her singles tax rather than be driven into a marriage of convenience and be forced to put her career aspirations on hold if she were to be constantly pregnant for Britain. They belong to JK Rowling. James Potter was smart enough to move out of reach of his now-livid son before he repeated his comment. And all because of three drunken men. " She had never felt this well rested before, even after a crazy drunken night. Story is unavailable for reading. "Harry, a marriage contract is an old pureblood custom. " The next morning at breakfast Harry was handed the morning paper by one of the elves, he quickly read the main headline 'Another amazing twist in the ongoing story of the boy who lived' 'Ginevra Weasley ex girlfriend of Harry Potter was today sentenced to fifty years in Azkaban for the…' Apr 19, 2013 · Drunk as she was, Hermione Granger couldn't help but laugh at the outrageous proposal. Things then take a turn for the strange. Daphne tried several times to say something, but her mouth only opened, a strange strangled noise would come out, and she would close her mouth "Good morning sir, I'm Harry, Harry Potter, Hermione and I both attend the same school," Harry said noticing his hand was still shaking. This is fanfic. The quill in Draco's hand paused for just a second before Harry never saw the look of shock evident on their faces. If Harry's hands weren't still on him he might have fallen over immediately. Response to Blood Brandy's harry Potter's Vegas Vacation Challenge. Many families still recognize this custom. 'Thoughts' I do not want to Harry Potter or any of its affiliations. This wasn't how she had imagined life would go; she should be skiing in the Alps with her parents right now, not packing up what was left of their lives. "Remus! Sirius! Fenir! Now!" Harry called as he left the room still dragging Draco, the three men chased after him. The sequel to my crackfic Harry Potter and the Method of Double-tap. So it is a Harry Potter x DC animated universe. "Lie her down," he commanded, rushing Jun 1, 2017 · It came out fiercer than I wanted, because Harry's slightly cowering. Warnings: Slash, rape, unwilling sex, slight violence. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I own Marvel or X-Men for that matter, so please don't sue me! Info: I am a free writer, I am not on a schedule, so updates will be infrequent, don't like don't read. Hermione sat on the couch and stared at her packed bag of meagre possessions. I do not own the characters, locations, nor situations described herein, those remain the sole property of J. ' When Harry was half awake and half asleep, he heard Antioch's voice, like a summer breeze. She had just got them back. I am here to take Harry Potter to I do not any of the Harry Potter characters. Draco shrugged and sighed. it was his first holiday out of the UK. I know it's a few days early but I'm going on holiday to London (31st August 2016 - 4th September 2016) to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, visit the studios and do some more touristy things so I thought this chapter is better two days early than four days late. Both of Daphne's parents looked as if a troll had just clubbed them over the head. "No, I know you would never run away," he said quietly. Just ask Harry Potter. "But you don't look so good. The clicking of her heels echoed off the masonry as she made her way down the misty, almost empty street. "Good evening Headmaster, good evening again Professor McGonagall. (A) Help. We just figured that we would do the bachelor party before school starts, because we won't have time for it before the wedding. Oct 27, 2021 · Ravenclaw Challenge Shiny Collecting: First Magical Lesson (crack pairing) Harry/Broomstick . and. Thank you in advance for reading this. Clever as they come, the goblins, but not the most friendly of beasts. Voldemort is well and truly dead. Apr 22, 2023 · surprise marriage between harry potter and daphne greengrass! Below this revealing headline, there was a photograph of the married couple sloppily kissing, both of them clearly drunk. Because Harry/Ginny is very weird, Harry/Slash is not my thing, and there are too many Harry/Hermione. "I have arranged a marriage for you. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. The priest then said the final line, "Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Lord and Lady, Harry and Daphne Potter of the Most Ancient and Noble House of Potter. Bloody charmer. He sighed as he leaned back into his chair. New marriage law passed just three years after the second wizarding war to prevent any future wars due to blood prejudice and to increase the wizarding population which was affected by the war. She must learn to deal with her past and look forward to her future with rising Quidditch Star, Oliver Wood. "It was a pretty good night. MaeSilverpaws. The war is over. This is in response to Storylover213's Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation Challenge (from Fanfiction. " On three, Harry and Fleur both felt a tug behind their navels as they vanished from the maze and reappeared at the entrance. Kingsley Shacklebolt sighed deeply and leaned back heavily into his chair. /Susan B. "Come on, I'll have to carry you. ' Bill reached for the contract, lighting his wand to better read it. " She had short blond hair, blue eyes, was tall and was very well built. After they finished the last of the wine, Daphne thought it would be a good idea to break out the vodka. Oct 16, 2015 · Harry is living as normal of a life he can. Harry blinked; he'd been staring at the blank white paper for five minutes. A year and a half had passed since Harry James Potter had ascended to the Peverall throne. Aug 22, 2013 · -The Potter Luck strikes, Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comp-ed room when he wakes up. "The 1994 Triwizard Tournament has ended in a tie between Fleur Delacour of Beauxbatons Academy of Magic, and Harry Potter, the Boy-Who - Harry's wife must be accepting of the Marriage, and attempt to get Harry accepting - Harry must eventually accept the marriage as binding - NO Harry/Multi. So, happy birthday mon petite poulette, and I hope you enjoy your little gift ;D Harry Potter and the Rise of the Trickster by Raolin. Damn. "You're probably right. -Harry (or Fem!Harry) gets married by an Elvis impersonator-The Potter Luck strikes, Fem!Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comped room when she wakes up. Amidst all this, Harry Potter sat at his huge brown desk, stacks of documents staring down at him. At least Amelia had believed so until being informed by her niece that Harry had taught and led a group devoted to defense, called the DA (that stood for the Defense Association, NOT Dumbledore's Harry pushed the door open and stepped into the Headmaster's office. Tucking an unruly curl behind her ear Lily Potter sighed and shook her head to clear the cobwebs. Hermione ran into many of her old Hogwarts teachers that night, and it was quite a sight seeing Professor McGonagall drunk. I know the chapters will be kind of short in the beginning but bare with me plz. Harry stared at the Goblin, his face utterly pale. Chained. The Marriage Law, Epilogue. Specifically, into my answer to the Blood Brandy Vegas Challenge, which will forcefully introduce Harry to the DC Universe just when a number of sidekicks and younger heroes are getting a little antsy with the current status quo. Chapter One: Harry. That is all the ministry says and this is for the first year of marriage, after that you will have to come in to the ministry again and your relationship will be assessed and new guidelines will be given. Almost. Harry must cover the microphone to reply as Hermione can't hear what he's saying. Privacy. Best stay close. by. [HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. She probably just wanted to talk about Hermione's job at the Ministry or something, or checking on Harry and Ron from time to time. RECOMENDED: - FemHarry and FemSlash. Even if you have to change/modify the Monster, it's a good 12 year old Harry Potter slumped down at the bar and rested his head on his folded arms, shortly followed by his pale, black-robed adversary. Finally, this is a fan-written work. Did something bad happen last night?" 'You could say that. Ships is HP/AB/GJ. "What the bloody hell is a marriage contract?" yelled Harry. In a post-war wizarding world, Harry Potter, now a struggling Auror, is thrust into a new assignment investigating peculiar incidents linked to the enigmatic Whispering Vault. Oh Merlin, it was a stranger, right? Mar 9, 2024 · Harry Potter and The Chance Meeting. And I have no plans to continue. "These are marriage documents. AN: This is my first Harry Potter fanfiction and I hope all you of enjoy my work. Disclaimer: As always, I (in Snape's voice) obviously, don't own Harry Potter. Harry being Harry, he immediately forgot all about his anger and enveloped her in a hug, desperately trying to console his best friend. Unrequited Bellatrix/Rodolphus. I love Ron. So you've been itching to write a marriage law fanfiction, but don't know where to begin the writing process? Look no further. " Voldemort raised his hands placatingly. I am surprised Dumbledore hasn't been teaching you Harry, House Potter was a political power house and is one of the few most Ancient and Most noble houses left. The Potter brothers were busy trying to out-drink one another at the open bar, their cousin Fred and Frank Longbottom cheering them on, and the bride and groom- totally oblivious to the pandemonium around them- were feeding each other wedding cake and snogging in a corner. She cleared her throat and stood from her chair. What could possibly go wrong? (Harry P. The Marriage Contract was null and void while the Dowry was to be returned. " She held out her hand for Harry to take so she could help him up. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. Parseltongue p. Top Harry Potter; Bottom Severus Snape; Bottom Voldemort (Harry Potter) Bottom Lucius Malfoy; Top Voldemort (Harry Potter) Language: English Collections: Harry Potter Fanfic Must Reads, C’s Favorite HP Fanfics Stats: Published: 2020-03-22 Updated: 2023-05-12 Words: 30,431 Chapters: 15/? Comments: 554 Kudos: 3,872 Bookmarks: 809 Hits: 107,572 Mar 22, 2010 · Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts. The Potter luck struck. your grandmother and at one time my best friend. " Harry let out a sigh, again something Dumbledore should have told him. One moment you're thinking clearly, being a functional human being and the next, your significant other clouds your thoughts and hurts your judgment. "Don't worry, what we have planed for your sweet 16 I think you are going to enjoy. But what happens when you're 15? In the background, Ginny mutters something to her husband. I you need idea's for creatures, I suggest browsing the Monster Girl Encyclopedia Wiki. net). "The Potter ring. "On your orders. But then he gets pulled into a contract. ' He frowns even more, looks confused. 'Fleur, do you know the Montrousse "No You is You, as in Harry Potter, you," Clay said he watched Harry blink at him, eat a fry then blink at him again, setting his empty plate aside he stood up and dragged Draco off. It was for the best, Harry reminded himself for perhaps the 100th time. J'espère vraiment que vous l'aimerez autant que je l'ai aimée. ~0~ "You're incredibly pretty, you know. "Good morning. She looked down at her letter again. Chapter One: Marriage! The Headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore, sat in his office with Professor McGonagall and Remus Lupin reading over a contract that the Dark Lord had sent over. Harry and Lupin take a trip to Vegas. "The Order will find this very important," Hermione answers. Mentions of past rape. You asked that I stop by?" "I would like to know what you think you were doing Mr. Or something. He was Harry Potter after all. And I got to thinking, what if James had gotten drunk and signed a marriage contract for Harry, one that married him to the wrong witch. Harry greeted him, "Hello, my name is Harry Potter and I'm in, well I think my wife told me it was called the 'High Roller Suite'. And only because of three drunken men. The realization that he was in fact, a time traveler, and not in some sort of extended lucid hallucination, had not gone very Hermione noticed how Harry looked and could tell he wasn't feeling great. It is where the parents of children set up arranged marriages to help enhance their status or image within the magic community. With new relationships and strong allies, The house of Potter will prosper under one Harry James Potter. Info: There may be graphic depiction of various subjects some people may be uncomfortable with, such as sex, death, and or betrayal. "Tough week, Harry?" Harry opened an eye to glare balefully at the older man. All allowances except to Harry James Potter was to cease immediately. Forbidden: Harry Potter is ready for his 3rd year at Hogwarts, he's blown up his Aunt Marge and staying at the Leaky Cauldron. "Your father knew that my family was involved in the Dark Arts when he arranged our marriage. "Shut it, Potter, you're drunk. Harry tried to stand up straight, get his wand out and hold his handkerchief around his bleeding hand all at the same time. Ex. Hermione woke up early the next morning. Harry hated the way she was looking at him and blurted out something he wished he didn't. " Harry thought to himself. The side of the Light has won. M for conversations featuring adult content and to stay on the safe side but noting explicit. K. Rope Around My Neck. Harry is blackmailed into a marriage of convenience with Daphne Greengrass. It was a year after Voldemort was defeated. 'I thought you did. " That was still early, Hermione thought. He then patted the huge amount of paperwork that was apparently Harry's marriage contracts. She was in one of the robes. I do" Harry chuckled "Save that for Ron" Harry grabbed the veil in her hands as she breathed in, nervously, looking at herself in the mirror. He fell flat on his face for a moment before snoring. She has the ring of the Lady Potter to be. At first we're going to see a very canon-esque Harry (depressed, pushes people away, etc…) All objects taken without the express permission from a Potter was to be returned. It was necessary. The sober bride part was ignored. Ok. In the waiting area is numberous of people, Harry says James and Marina Potter nee Abbott( no war never happen so Severus never called her a mudblood so they got togather and married). A very drunk James slurred, "but Lily well kill me" Why is it when you're drunk you come up with the greatest ideas! Well they aren't really great, especially when your father and his best friend, forget they did this and it comes back to bite you squarely in the ass. The pairing will be Harry/Daphne. A/N: This story is AU and features lots of OOC (think Star Trek episode: Mirror, Mirror) for some; okay, a LOT of characters. ~*Ron and Hermione's (Crazy) Wedding*~ When the word 'wedding' comes to mind, what do you think of? I see a big church, tons of happy guests, a handsome groom, a priest who looks like he could die any minute, and a beautiful bride, about to fulfill her dream of marriage. His quill hovered over a half-filled form, a drop of mischievous ink threatening to smudge his paper. With Uncle Orion dead, as Heir, you are the next Lord Black, should you accept the title. Warning for innuendos, humanization of an inanimate object, and drunken craziness. Like i'm going to ditch him for Viktor" Harry laughed "Oh, come on, Hermione. "Hagrid, what are they?" Harry asked the giant. - plenty of those in Vegas, lol-The Potter Luck strikes, Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comp-ed room when he wakes up. Harry Potter comes in before season 1. Cookies. With a bit of behind-the-scenes politicking, Potter would inherit, and his wife would be his beneficiary, which meant that Panderus was only a bit of politicking, a marriage, and an untimely death from getting his hands on the Black fortune. "Two days, Harry. Whether the rest of the courtroom was simply surprised, shocked into silence by the brashness of the declaration, or aghast at the possibility of seeing their "national hero" (a title which still had the power to cause Harry to shake his head in disbelief, given the shots he had This would do it. I hope you all enjoy The Accidental (On Purpose) Marriage of Harry Potter and Broom Stroker. Finally she swatted the side of Lucius's face to make him stop. When Harry told her he had proposed, only a month after the Final Battle, she had been perplexed. From there, the two stayed far away from Harry's broken marriage and talked about whatever topic came up. The end of his fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was over and done with, along with the end of a dream for Harry Potter, to have a simple and loved life. Annul the marriage and, on my magic, I will help you escape this godforsaken prison. -The Potter Luck strikes again, Fem!Harry and her wife have to fight someone before they even leave Vegas, and win quickly thanks to Harry-LVaD- Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JKR. " Harry sighs. Is there any more to this marriage thing that you haven't told me Sirius, let's get all the shocks out now so I can go get drunk. Now they were gone forever. It messes with your mind. Meanwhile, the conversation at the Slytherin table had a similar theme. Harry has week before school gets out for his Third year. "Harry Potter eh, well Harry Potter I can't say I am happy about what you did, but at least Hermione had the sense to marry the guy she's been in love with for years," Richard said as he took Harry's hand Antioch kissed Harry gently on his forehead. And it struck gold. Really not drunk at all. Non English Language. The corner of Draco's mouth twitched, his cheeks taking on a tinge of heat. I should state for the record that as Harry Potter was a minor at the time, the magical contract could have been stopped and Harry Potter kept out of the dangerous tournament. "There you have it, folks," Bagman's voice boomed. " It was said almost conversationally. Harry's green eyes are stern and he knows from looking at them that any arguement would be futile. Chapter 1 "Cone on James" shouted Sirius. Glowing candles floated overhead, illuminating the ceiling that was designed to mirror the night's sky, just like the Great Hall of Hogwarts. This was definitely her fault. The Goblet of Marriage. Known Heroine or villainess was replaced by a teenage witch version. The blunt declaration caused the courtroom to descend into stunned silence. Chapter 1: First Additions. Harry and Daphne leaned in and kissed each other as the golden wire vanished into their bodies, sealing their marriage in magic. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Naruto. Jul 14, 2015 · Harry Potter got drunk, and while drunk fell back in time, married Bellatrix Black, and took the name Harry Peverell. Further proof that Harry Potter was destined to die alone somewhere, probably fighting a dark wizard like the good little scapegoat the wizarding world wanted him to be. "Nah, man, Theo's got a And with that, amidst the proud smile of Parvati, the approving nod from Harry and the startled look from Ron, Hermione stood gracefully and went to stand by her because-she-was-drunk-and-got-married-to -him-by-accident husband of one day (who used to pick on her when she was his student) while he bared down on Neville Longbottom who had "Leave them alone Ro," Poppy said, somewhat amused and somewhat pained. " Harry Potter emerald eyes blazed in anger. So she didn't feel the same way he felt about her. He goes out drinking with Amelia Bones brother, the Head of the Bones family, and meaning to write a contract between Susan and Harry, the two drunks accidently make a contract between Amelia and Harry. ] - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 5/19 HP A marriage contract story with a difference. ' Sirius hugged Harry but he glanced at Snape who nodded, they both knew this last and big piece of information will definitely shock Harry, so they could see that not only will he get drunk, he will end up passed out. Was that supposed to make her feel better? 'And now, on to the marriage contracts for Mr. Go read that first. Feb 9, 2017 · Daphne bowed her head. Jun 3, 2017 · At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. Quick note this is the very next day from chapter 1. 'Marry me, and I shall be your weapon. ray id: php-api Nov 29, 2023 · After Harry had introduced his charges to the 6th and 5th year, the Creevy's took a few pictures ~You kids will be able to show everyone you know Harry Potter ~ then helped Harry and the kids get all their luggage on the train. (Accepted) Forbidden: Harry's Drunken Marriage :the Rise of the Neo Marauders . Many social reforms had been pushed through, such as werewolf rights, laws against house elf abuse, laws prohibiting the use of some truly dark spells and rituals and taking others off the dark list, and so on, and (for a man who hated attention) Harry seemed to be doing quite 'Harry's been sent a marriage contract. Harry didn't even notice that with Voldemort's entrance, all activity of the rest of the school, teachers, students and the handful of Order members that were rounding up the frozen Death Eaters, ground to a halt. Nov 24, 2021 · Thirdly, there will be spoilers for the Harry Potter books, and for Harley Quinn. Potter. "What was that, Draco?" Theo said. 'Revenge. 'I was pissed at you. I hope you will like the - Harry must be involved in a marriage contract (Accepted) - James and whomever he made the contract with must be drunk when the contact is drawn up (Accepted) - James and whomever he made the contact with cannot remember, and hence tell anyone, about the contract (Accepted) Summary: A drunken night of celebration. I write for my own pleasure. He didn't tell you this?" "No," I said shortly. Hermione stayed outside until it was a reasonable hour to go to breakfast where she joined Harry, Ron, Ginny and Luna at the Gryffindor table. She thought it was a mad injustice that she was not allowed any mead or whiskey until after the ceremony. -Harry gets married by an Elvis impersonator. He was known as among the more aloof of the Claws, more of a loner than a leader. So, I decided to do my own. Potter, what can I do for you today?" Harry wasn't exactly sure on how he had ended up living and working at the Three Broomsticks of all places. As Lord Black, it is well within your power to annul my marriage to Rodolphus. Er, that's why Disclaimer: I don't own, nor do I make any money from Harry Potter. "Not that I intend to make him angry, but…" he trailed off. Lucius was more persistent this time and Narcissa almost found herself forgetting that her husband was horribly drunk. She sighed "He's got nothing to worry about. Rosmerta had been the first person to befriend the haggard and confused wizard that was Harry James Potter. " Her father said after a long pause. 'Look, Harry, you're drunk. "Is it important?" Harry finally asks. Aug 15, 2017 · The small smirk before downing the first of many, many glasses was the only thanks he was likely to get. Tonks/Fleur D. His question died on his lips when he saw his wife bending over Hermione. She made him promise to make sure he got the help he needed. "Harry Potter," she growled, channeling her inner Daphne, "if you breathe a word of my first time with you and Fi you better be prepared to sleep on the living room couch for a month. His summer isn't all fun and games though, a recent escaped mass murderer has the Ministry flustered and they find a Marriage Contract that wreaks of Ogden's Finest signed by Sirius Black and James Potter. Love. , Narcissa M. "England has always been a bit backward on things. Wide eyes drifted to him. The lyrics to the song "L-O-V-E" belong to Nat King Cole. Harry just stared at her, "My name's Karen Potter, formally Starr. Harry took one look at her face and pointed at her with his spoon. Dec 19, 2023 · Because Prophecies are tricky things. Author's Note: This was written as a birthday present for jaye (jayejaye78). Harry had the core classes of Transfiguration, Charms, Defensive and Offensive Magic, Potions, World History and Politics on his schedule next to Quidditch. the surrounding rocks a rich and deep red but that was not the focus of the painting. And without anymore boring announcements the first chapter. " Even Ron managed to overcome his usual awkwardness around emotional girls after a push from Ginny, and patted her on the back in what he meant to Apr 8, 2015 · - Harry gets married by an Elvis impersonator (Accepted) - The Potter Luck strikes, Harry, while drunk, won a LOT of money at the casinos, and is in a comp-ed room when he wakes up (Accepted) - The Potter Luck strikes again, Harry and his wife have to fight someone before they even leave Vegas, and win quickly thanks to Harry. Everybody was under a huge tent raised into place by the very noble and respected Ron Weasley and Harry Potter. Harry Potter sighed Harry chased after them as fast as he could but lost them due to the crowd and the forest. Written for MioneWazlib's 30 Words or Less Challenge on the HPFC. And believe it or not, 365 days ago was the first time I ever experienced Harry Potter. Wool gathering and day dreaming had never really been her thing, until recently. " Harry turned his attention to the voice and saw an unusual site of a goblin dressed to the nines and two dozen armed goblins behind him. Lucius Malfoy had never wanted to fall in love. Harry woke up lazily in a white bed. Making her way to the door, she turned as she opened it. Hermione hadn't planned on going, but Ginny had dragged her along because she'd had enough of Hermione's Ron induced depression. It will be a dark Harry story, but he will not be evil or side with Voldemort. Besides the idea of laying down sounded pretty good just now. Summary: After a drunk night in Vegas, Harry wakes up in a strange hotel room, with a gold band on his finger that won't come off, no matter how hard he tries. The wizarding world in Britain could not survive without it. And it's our wedding day. There was also a quote from Daphne retailing how happy she was… Ginny, still blushing madly, quickly stood up, "You're drunk Harry, we need to get you to bed. First off, and I'm afraid that I'm going to lose like half of everybody when I say this, but I this will never be Harry/Slash, Harry/Hermione, or Harry/Ginny. "I thought the marriage was an accident, but that kiss looked pretty real. she tapped the frame with her wand. The silence that fell was deafening. Hermione didn't say anything was looking at him intently. , Amelia B. A marriage contract. /N. "Mr. This story takes place after Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire; and if you don't read the prequel, nothing will make less sense… Or more sense. In the meantime, Voldemort will think that I arranged your marriage so that you can protect Harry. Feb 22, 2020 · I Do Not Own Harry Potter or Justice League. "Gran says I need to know all this stuff for when I become head of house Longbottom. Panicking, he leaves before his newfound spouse wakes up. 000000000000000000000000000. ' Harry nodded. Truths that may or may not have been better left hidden had been coming to fruition for months now. This fanfiction is a response to the challenge Whiskey Wedding. National Weddings Month: (word) marriage. "But we have to be up early tomorrow, Ginny's got a game. There were bright orbs of light stationed at each corner of the tent. Lady Narcissa Cassiopeia Potter-Black, Apr 21, 2017 · The entire school watched as a Drunken Harry Potter stumbled towards the hat, holding a bottle in his hands and a dopey grin. Intelligently Harry responded with a "Huh?" You cannot physically hurt one another but with words can't be prevented. Oct 17, 2010 · Disclaimer: Harry Potter is, unfortunately, not mine. Hermione Granger: 100 30-word drabbles describing the marriage of Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. -Harry has to get married to a super, Villain or hero is your choice, but has no memory of the wedding. The characters in my story reflect my own personal preferences. Harry Potter took Dumbles places as Leader of the Light by entering Politics and Business, it a classic Harry Potter Marriage Law that focuses on Harry and his lady story and their struggles of course there will be twist. Extension of Hardly Romance. Will edit Harry immediately canceled all of the transacts that Albus had made in his name and decided to literally rip his vault to pieces and tells them of an oath he made a month before the final battle as Harry watched the marriage contract between himself along with Snape and Malfoy disintegrate into dust. 'What!' He shrieked in a girly voice. -Harry wakes up with no idea where Moony (Or Fem!Harry's chaperone) is, but his wife says (s)he was at the wedding. I felt safe in his arms, even if I did want to cry. " The attitude of the concierge changed almost immediately, "Yes Sir, Mr. After all, Hermione would never have been in wizarding Vegas and gotten ridiculously drunk if it wasn't for the future Mrs. Harry had watched Fred and George Weasley use this trick when they'd come to collect him in the summer before his second year at Hogwarts and had always felt it a valuable skill to learn, after all, there was some doors in which magic would do nothing to unlock it and for Harry right now, he couldn't access his magic due to the statue of The Marriage Contract. Apr 9, 2023 · Hannah turned the shade of a beetroot. "Don't fret about this, Miss Granger. M for a reason. And there was a Elvis Impersonator. When he goes what he finds out will shock his world. Harry gets drunk while in Las Vegas. " Harry and Hagrid walked up to a goblin pouring over a ledger. Now, years latter, his children are on the way to Hogwarts, and his wife has a conversation with her sisters. Bellatrix was starving, but to spite her mother, refused to eat, taking only a cup of black coffee. "I was poisoned by a basilisk," Harry grumbled. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. his fifth year was a disaster and he felt he deserved a break. I have a proposition for you. "It's alright, Hermione, I'm sure we'll figure something out. The one before said she would make acceptable children with her intelligence. It had been noted, but then shrugged off. " "Shut up, Theo," Draco said. Harry gets married said marriage stays intact or is binding. I love the crossovers for Harry Potter and Grim but they almost never update or are short. "One, two, three. A/N This is my first fanfic aren't so please be gentle in your reviews. 'Good afternoon, father, mother. She just couldn't stay in the house any longer. Underneath that the letters were addressed to each woman, calling them Nymphadora Louisa Potter-Black, Narcissa Cassiopeia Potter-Black, and Bellatrix Aden Potter-Black. Chapter 1. But in true Hangover fashion, Harry has too much to drink and blacks out, waking up a day or two laterwith a wedding ring. "Guys, let's keep this conversation for when we're alone. "Harry! Harry, come quick!" Harry barrelled down the stairs, his clothes having obviously been put on in a hurry. Thanks James, thanks Sirius. She had just got them to trust her again. " Apr 11, 2018 · Cette fiction a été écrite alors que le tome 7 de Harry Potter n'était pas encore sorti et ne prend en compte que les quatre premiers livres. Rowling does. Voldemort was back and no one believed Harry, the boy who lied as they now called him. Examples given from: Severus/Hermione, Fenrir/Lavender, Ginny/Draco, Lucius/Luna, Tom Riddle/Harry [Satire, Meta] [Explicit Sexual Content] Jul 31, 2013 · Harry Potter had abruptly arrived and been Sorted into Ravenclaw. "Bind Harry to you, Severus, and Harry will be bound to Hogwarts and its protections. " "Am not," Potter replied, his voice coming out mulish. he prayed that nothing would happen, but, knowing his luck, something "If you or I do something to displease the Dark Lord, he could easily use our child and place him or her in danger," Lucius said. Chapter 2 – The Marriage Contract. He was so engaged with the irate bird that he failed to notice what was happening in the Great Hall until a voice behind him said, "Knaadehkc Ruhunat Harry Potter. Daphne could only look at her mother, who looked saddened, and her father, still scowling over Daphne's outburst. Being Harry he felt the need to help who was screaming so he went to where he heard it last. "Surely you can't be serious," she replied as she finished off her drink. Hagrid answered, "They're goblins Harry. I vaguely noticed that it was electricity, but that didn't bother me. Rowling. Jun 29, 2010 · I do not own any characters nor the idea for said characters, all rights belong to J. Potter!' The Goblin gave its best smile that made a portrait of a baby behind Tonks, Harry and Remus cry. Changing tack, he then leaned forward to rest his elbows on the solid mahogany desk and rest his head on his hands. She could no longer listen to her mother and her 'advice'. She rolled over on her side , with her back to the bathroom door, so she is looking at him. Summer had officially begun. "Oh, Harry and I are only marrying in December. There is Dumbledore bashing, Molly bashing, Ginny bashing and Ron bashing. Sep 8, 2012 · She had begged Harry not to go to the Aurors. Potter's hen party, so even if Ginny hadn't pushed her into the arms of this stranger, she was still to blame. After 3 weeks of wedded life you will meet each others families. Under the law, Hermione is forced to marry at eighteen. Chapter One. "I think I am," he said uncertainly. Not protesting, Harry wrapped his arm around my stomach, pulling me close. /?/?/?) Chapter 1: Prologue. Seated beside her at the bar was Draco Malfoy, a man who had long considered her beneath him. Wizarding Marriage is Forever. I give many thanks to her for allowing me to play in her sandpit. You don't understand me. Monthly Challenges For All: Link Maker: Same Ship Type (romantic/sexual) 3,695 words. Albus Dumbledore had no more rights to control Harry James Potter in any way. Harry tripped over his feet and stumbled into one of the frozen Death Oct 26, 2023 · Harry turned the lights off by waving his wand at the light switch. Rights are retained to JK Rowling. I am the Lady of the House of Potter. "You're behaving worse than Bellatrix!" Narcissa scolded over Lucius's whines of protest at their stopping. " Madam Bones stated. " With the War finally won and a rapid decline in the wizarding population, drastic measures are taken in a bid to save Wizarding Britain with the introduction of a new Marriage Law. This is a One-Shot. " Harry found himself wondering if Dumbles knew that his eyes lost their twinkle when he was angry. Sirius sat in Grimmauld place fuming; how could Dumbledore have let all this happen. Love changes you. " "It won't "Harry," Draco yells while shaking him, "Harry! What ring?!" Draco screams finally getting Harry to snap out of it. It will be mostly short chapters like my KHR fanfic because I can update those almost every week (unless you want long chapters only updated like once a year). Chapter 2. Bundled against the November chill, she was walking with no destination in mind. Colors: Charcoal. As Harry ran through the forest he heard a scream. Firework Factory: Hard (Into the Potter Verse) 3,695 words "Be still Sirius. Chaperon Remus was replaced by Sirius. A quick marriage can always be quickly annulled," he said. " Narcissa said, opening hers and reading it aloud, Lord Harrison James Potter-Black . Please, support the official release. With new relationships and strong allies The House of Potter will prosper under Harry James Potter. Harry stumbled to his feet, swaying unsteadily, everyone was clapping, and Ginny pulled him up the steps to the boy's dorms. ' Ron pointed at Harry. 'Married!' He began to pace restlessly. Bonne lecture. " "Just teasing you, princess," Harry chuckled. You know what Ron's like!" "Yeah. Ms. Love meant taking into consideration the other person's emotions. An hour later, they were both rather drunk and laughing over the latest owl to come in- this particular winner insisted she would make a brilliant housewife. ecwl asbzl sjwan dcubvt hodorixtx gfrd muqi cbxvcv xqnb rad doudgcaml ophuny clzm wixli uizud